The thing about the giant squid is that it’s not just a funny name, like how Greenland is icy and Iceland is green. These crazy fucking beasts are fucking huge. They can reach over 40 feet in length and their god damn eyeballs are the size of a beach ball.
You gotta admit, squid are pretty rad. That’s probably why there are so many awesome tattoos of them. Thankfully, you’re probably going to never have to deal with a giant squid in your mundane day- to-day life. And that’s tight, as there are way better ways to die than being minced up by a tongue that has teeth growing out of it.