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McDonald’s Tattoos For The Literal Fast Food Junkies

McDonald’s Tattoos For The Literal Fast Food Junkies
Tattoo Ideas1 min Read

The golden arches are like glorious, motherly breasts to us all.

The golden arches of McDonald’s are ingrained in the brains of nearly everyone in the world. This is because they look like breasts and the design was deliberately kept for this reason. No, really. Louis Cheskin, a design consultant hired by McDonald’s in the 1960s, argued that the arches represent “Mother McDonald’s breasts,” and held a deep Freudian appeal to consumers. And we’ve all been happily suckling at these teets our whole lives. In honor of the subconscious hold the brand has on all of us, we’re bringing you some McDonald’s tattoos.

Cute lil Ronald McDonald thinking about breasts. By Baibu (via IG -- baibutattoo) #baibu #mcdonalds #mcdonaldstattoo
Take a bite of this tasty McRib tattoo by Matt Johnson (via IG -- matt_johnson_tattooer) #mattjohnson #mcdonalds #mcdonaldstattoo
Even Pusheen loves McDonalds. By Marie Terry (via IG -- marieterry_tattooartist) #Pusheen #mcdonalds #mcdonaldstattoo
This space baby loves McDonald's. By Woo Tattooer (via IG -- tastytattoos) #wootattooer #mcdonalds #mcdonaldstattoo

McDonald’s has also geniusly and aggressively marketed itself to several generations of children through its Happy Meals. Getting consumers addicted at an early age is a shrewd marketing strategy that has paid off handsomely for the fast food giant. This proved too evil of a plan for even the sinister bastards at Disney,  in 2006 the Disney corporation quietly cut all ties to McDonald’s lest they be associated with childhood

McDonald's back piece. Holy fucking shit, ya'll. (via IG -- imperialtattoo) #RonanGibney #mcdonalds #mcdonaldstattoo #mayormccheese #thegrimace
Ok, things are getting weird now. Crucified Ronald? #mcdonalds #mcdonaldstattoo #ronaldmcdonald
This is some classic internet right here. #mcdonalds #mcdonaldstattoo
Heath Ledger as Ronald by Michael Vejlstrup (via IG -- mylle_tattoo) #MichaelVejlstrup #ronaldmcdonald #mcdonalds #mcdonaldstattoo
Fairly certain no one wants to see this, but here it is anyway.
Elvira McNugget by Alex Santaloci (via IG -- alextattoosnc) #AlexSantaloci #mcnugget

Don’t these McDonald’s tattoos make you want to run out and enjoy about 3,000 calories of artery-clogging goodness? We say go for it. Death is already lurking at every corner, why not actively invite him into your life?

Servo Jefferson
Written byServo Jefferson

servo is a writer based in the tri-state area, though he is unsure what the third state actually is. when not writing about tattoos, servo runs a small record label, goes on countless tours and adventures, and enjoys putting together Japanese model kits of robots. the texture of Styrofoam makes him want to vomit.