Today's reader submission comes from Patrick based in Rockland, Massachusetts. Pat describes himself as a "true patriot" and a "beast-mode body builder" and sent us some tattoos he describes as "sick." We normally don't publish unsolicited articles, but we had to agree that these are definitely "sick" tattoos.
I was at the gym with my boy Donnie the other day, totally ripshit on creatine and doing some deadlifts when I got this crazy fucking idea that was more intense than any D-Bol I’d ever done in my life.
Next thing you know, I’m over at Wykyd Tat2’s over next to the Dancin’ Bare strip club, over there next to the highway, and I’m trying to explain what I want to Jimmy’s friend Spider John, and he’s like “Oh, yeah, biomech. We can do that. Just print me out a picture.”
If you rich liberal snowflakes over at Tattoodo want to pay for this sleeve, send $250 bucks to my Paypal and I'll make sure to plug you on Instagram. I have over 500 followers.