If there’s one thing I hate in this wretched world above all other things it’s gotta be waking up. Sleep is where I am a viking, among other things, and to be torn from it is an awful experience that I have to have again and again like my own personal fucked up version of Groundhog’s Day. The alarm clock is the bane of my existence. For reasons I can’t even begin to grasp some people are so into my mortal enemy that they adorn their bodies with alarm clock tattoos. Let’s take a look at the skin of some of these totally fucked in the head people.