Love Lost: The Tattooed Names Most Likely To Be Removed

katievidan in Funny

In the spirit of Valentine's Day, we're indulging you guys with a list of the tattooed names that are most likely to be removed.

It happens to the best of us- even Queen Angelina.

Angelina Jolie's very famous "Billy Bob" coverup
Angelina Jolie's very famous "Billy Bob" coverup

And listen, we all make mistakes- but some are easily avoided. Like, you know, tattooing a significant other's name on your body. Sure, maybe things are going great NOW- but, let's be real: Shit happens, and honestly unless it's your Mom, Dad, Sibling, or Pet- I would advise staying the fuck away from getting anybody's name on your body.


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    Melissa sucked.
    Melissa sucked.

    However, nowadays with the magic of modern medicine, if you DO make the fatal mistake of getting your loved-one-but-not-anymore's name immortalized in your skin... you can mortalize that shit real quick. Yes, by "real quick" I mean over several expensive and potentially painful sessions- but that's beside the point. If you're willing to do it, it can be done.

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    So did Gabriel.
    So did Gabriel.
    See ya, Gabe.
    See ya, Gabe.

    The removal of names has become so common that the folks over at ProSkin have released a list of the top 10 male and female tattooed names to be removed. Check out the lists below to see if you made- or I guess, didn't make- the cut.

    P.S. My name is on there. I mean I knew I was kinda crazy... but damn. That's harsh.

    Top 10 Female Names:

    1. Kelly

    2. Shannon

    3. Jessica

    4. Lauren

    5. Sarah

    6. Lisa

    7. Katie

    8. Tina

    9. Megan

    10. Amy

    And for the fellas...

    Top 10 Male Names:

    1. Lee

    2. Darrell

    3. Phil

    4. Steve

    5. Gary

    6. Richard

    7. John

    8. Paul

    9. Joe

    10. Nathan

    So there it is, guys. Don't say we didn't warn you.



    Southern girl living in NYC. Interests include fried chicken, heavy metal & sleeping. Tattoodo Social Media + Writer. @tattoodo


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